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Post by North Korea on May 20, 2011 0:12:51 GMT -5
19 May 2011
So, Kim Jong Un is on a train to China right now.
He needs to be tested if he's going to be future ruler of this country one day. He can form battle plans and oversee missile tests all he wants, but none of that means anything if he doesn't have connections with the leaders of foreign countries. Since China is my greatest ally, it is especially important that he has good connections with Hyung and his leaders.
Jong Un's practically going alone though. He was with his uncle for part of it, but he won't stay the whole time. Jong Un will still have body guards though, of course.
Because we know the South is watching closely. We didn't make an announcement about this trip at all and they've already found out about it.
We'll be watching them back though.
Power and Prosperity, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on May 28, 2011 1:21:03 GMT -5
28 May 2011
Well, after a lot of thought... I finally did let that American go. That one we'd had since November, yes?
The guy was 60-something I think. We all figured it didn't look too good on our part detaining some 60 year old man. Trying to make a detainee that old do hard labor always makes you look like the bad guy.
So we finally just let him go before the Americans could start accusing us of crap again.
Of course, if it had been some young blood, we never would have let them go, no.
Absolutely not.
Power and Prosperity, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Jun 2, 2011 17:08:11 GMT -5
2 June 2011
That's it. That's it.
I am through trying to deal with them. Just done with it.
It's very clear to me that nothing will ever be accomplished as long as that Lee Myung Bak is in power. I refuse to try and reason with a man for whom "reason" is not in his vocabulary. No. I'm just done with it.
We have officially cut off all ties with South Korea. We will no longer attempt to negotiate with the South as long as Lee Myung Bak is in power. We are considering disconnecting the border hotline as well until a more reasonable leader comes along.
I'm just...done with this.
Long Live the Dear Leader,[/size] 임 상 규
((Yeah, so... Basically they just decided they weren't going to deal with Lee Myung Bak anymore. :/ And South Korea considers this "a regrettable decision" by the North.))
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Post by North Korea on Jun 16, 2011 17:29:45 GMT -5
16 June 2011
Nine North Koreans managed to get across the border by sea.
You know, I'm getting really sick of this. Despite our best efforts, the South is steal managing to poison my people with those damn leaflets! The traitors in the South are breeding traitors int he North like this.
It must be stopped. Perhaps actual action is in order...
And on top of that, the Americans finally said they will not send food aid. Bastards, I didn't want to have to accept it from them of all people anyway...though things are getting desperate enough here I probably would have anyway...
Long Live the Dear Leader, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Jun 24, 2011 0:16:15 GMT -5
23 June 2011
China...
The Chinese told the South Koreans, that if I ever did anything to them again, China would not support North Korea.
I'm not even sure what to say about this.
The Chinese are starting to pull away. It kind of started when that thing got out about them thinking I'm like 'a spoilt child,' and now it's starting to snow ball. I can already see it starting to happen. They're beginning to pull away support.
I knew it. I can't even trust Hyung anymore.
Pretty soon I really will have nothing.
Still Alive, I Suppose, 임 상 규
((Well, it makes NK sad, but hopefully North Korea's less likely to make any provocations now? Knowing China's not going to back them up if they do?))
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Post by North Korea on Jun 26, 2011 2:28:54 GMT -5
25 June 2011
Today is not a day I like to talk about. Though, I suppose I should say at least something...as remembrance...
Our war started 61 years ago today. Yes, as my own doing. I knew full and well what I was doing when we launched that attack across the border. We were unifying our country--helping our lost countrymen to find their way...
It wasn't supposed to escalate as far as it did. It was supposed to be a surprise invasion. We were to seize Seoul as quickly as possible and from there the unification of Korea would have been complete within weeks, as all would be well.
But things went wrong. The United Nations wasn't supposed to show up. Inchon was never supposed to be retaken. The Pusan Perimeter was days away from being broken through and overrun. But we miscalculated. And that one miscalculation led to another three years of war and a permanent wedge being driven between my Brother's country and my own.
But that's the thing! There were never supposed to be two countries. Just one! Just Korea! But no. That war was a tragedy in very many more ways than one, causing what is most likely irreparable damage between the two of us and our fellow countrymen.
I don't even know what to say about it. It shouldn't have happened, but it did.
And now there's no going back.
저는 파괴, 임 상 규
((Kind of a twisted view on the Korean War. ;A; NOT MY OPINION.))
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Post by North Korea on Jun 28, 2011 21:59:10 GMT -5
28 June 2011
Well...
It seems like every time I have a moment of good luck, bad things happen that cancel it out. One step forward, two steps back. Or so, I suppose...
The good news first: The South Koreans said an apology will not be required as a precondition for nuclear talks. At least, I suppose that's good news. They had said that before, but refused to talk at all until I apologised. Apparently one of America's people told the South Koreans that their insistance on an apology was what was stalling talks. Well, I'll say. I'm surprised I actually agree with the idiot American for once...
And now the bad news: Even as the South Koreans say this, I've caught wind of news that they are specially developing planes for the purpose of invading North Korea and bombing our nuclear facilities in the dark or in bad weather. Lovely. That does not say, "I am willing to talk" to me Brother. That says, "I would like to wipe you off the face of the planet." This is why I increasingly doubt things will ever be right between us. You pull crap like this.
And more bad news: We lost. To the Americans. Uggh, our women's soccer team was doing so good too! I hope this does not break their spirits. If anything, I hope it drives them forward so that they may exact their revenge at a later game. The American is never going to let me live this down, unless I get back at him, I know it.
I suppose I'll just have to see how all this works out.
Power and Prosperity,[/font] 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Jul 1, 2011 1:42:53 GMT -5
30 June
I have become lax at writing in my journal... I have a lot to report on.
I guess you could say, I'm getting to the point where I want to pull my hair out.
Let's start with this:
The Nuclear Disarmament sector of the UN? Guess who's ambassador was placed in the president's seat? That's right. Mine. Guess who has a problem with it of all people? Not South Korea. Not America. I mean, I'm sure they have a problem with it, but they didn't say anything. You know who says something?
CANADA.
Of all the people--
My relations may be in the dirt with the brat, but he's so quiet I never expected something like this would come from him. Just when I was thinking maybe I could tolerate him because he doesn't get onto me at every turn, there he is, demanding So Se Pyong give up the position to some ambassador from another country.
Doesn't he realize the position only lasts for three weeks? If the UN can't get anything done in 60 years, does he really think I'm going to somehow screw things up in three weeks? I'm sure anything I try to do to get America to denuclearize faster or prevent South from getting a hold of nukes will be blocked by every other member on the council, so I don't understand why he of all people is throwing such a fit about it.
Second:
We have closed all universities in my country for ten months. I don't like the idea personally, but one of Kim-gahka's advisors brought it up, and the reasons he gave make sense, I suppose.
The idea is to send all the university students to work in factories for those ten months. For one, this will help with the awful state of the economy right now. Increased productivity, yes? And two, the Jasmine Revolution stuff that has been happening in the Middle East is making Kim nervous. He already had me go running to China to buy a bunch of anti-riot gear. If riots start, it will start with the students, so he wants to keep them busy. Working all day at a factory under close supervision should accomplish that.
That also brings me to the next issue. The entire country is on lockdown. No one's allowed out of the country. No, not even tourists. Buses and trains are temporarily banned from running in or out of Pyongyang. Why? Because some dirty rat had the nerve to spray paint derogatory things about the Dear Leader on a wall in Pyongyang. Now there's a giant manhunt going on to find the culprit. This person will be brought to justice...
All these things though... They are making me quite stressed,
Long live the Dear Leader, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Jul 7, 2011 22:53:53 GMT -5
((Warning: F-bombs.))
7 July 2011
I hate my life.
I really, really do.
I'm overlooked once again, in favor of who? Fucking South Korea. I have never gotten to host an Olympics, no (not that I could afford to anyway). But this is South's second time. Once again my traitorous, imperialist bastard of a 'brother' steals the spotlight.
The Winter Games are forever ruined. Pyeongchang might as well be a failed rip-off of Pyongyang! Pyongyang is a beautiful city with grand architecture and statues and history! Pyeongchang is a barren wasteland and cocaine depot! They think they can host an even mildly satisfying Olympics in that dump?
Looks like I will be boycotting another Olympics. Maybe I can get all the people who boycotted with me last time to do it again.
Fuck this.
Forever Alone, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Jul 25, 2011 12:47:58 GMT -5
25 July 2011
I suppose... This could be considered a bit of a breakthrough? Perhaps...maybe...
I'm not sure if anything with the Americans can be considered a breakthrough.
Though, it was them who invited Foreign Minister Kim Kye Gwan over for a discussion. According to the Americans, they will be discussing and negotiating the possible resumption of the Six Party Talks. Well, it's about time.
Perhaps this is a sign that they will begin to loosen up some.
Power and Prosperity, 임 상 규[/size]
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Post by North Korea on Jul 27, 2011 22:52:10 GMT -5
27 July 2011
Well, since the capitalist pig seems to be loosening up some...
I sent out a demand for a peace treaty. 60 years of war is long enough and quite honestly I'm sick of constantly fearing for my life and peoples' welfare. I want it to stop, okay? Not that I'd openly tell anyone that. Ultimate sign of weakness, that is...
And yet, they won't shut up and lift any sanctions until I give into their nuclear crap. But I won't do any of that unless I'm sure I'm not going to be attacked.
So, peace treaty, yes? If I don't need to defend myself why do I need them?
And yet, the stupid American is too dense and hard-headed to ever believe that, so I'll probably just sit here and continue to starve for another 20 years.
Life is fantastic, 임 상 규
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