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Post by North Korea on Feb 15, 2011 1:13:04 GMT -5
14 February 2011
China pledged that he supports the succession process today.
That makes me feel a little better, knowing he's still there for me. The Chinese said today that they are in favor of the succession of Kim Jong Il by Kim Jong Un. Those were stupid rumors, saying Yao-hyung might switch over to the side of the Capitalists...
Preposterous.
In other news, there is some stupid holiday going on in Western countries today. About some Saint named Valen...tino or something. And it's about love. Stupid. Real love is hard to come by. Why encourage fake love with some kind of absurd holiday? How annoying. I don't need to see people's public displays of...that...any more than I regret to say I do.
Good thing it's banned here.
How many stupid holidays can Westerners come up with? 임 상 규
((Just for fun, "saranghaeyo" is how you say "I love you" in Korean. <3 Happy Valentine's day.))
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Post by North Korea on Feb 16, 2011 0:15:22 GMT -5
15 February 2011
We're all getting ready for the Dear Leader's birthday tomorrow.
However, all of us, even the Dear Leader, agreed to cut back a little on things this year due to the economy. We're still having all the normal celebrations and things, but a lot of the things we're using are cheaper than what we normally get.
The reason Kim-gahka agreed to this though is because he wants an exceptionally big celebration for his father's birthday next year, since that is when we will become a great and prosperous nation.
Until then, we will continue doing all we can to get there.
We'll do it somehow, 임 상 규
((Broooo, I'm going to work on your post as soon as I can! ;-; I'm sorry I'm being so slow. School's been really hectic and I probably should've posted a semi-hiatus or something, but yeah. :/ *determined to handle it*))
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Post by North Korea on Feb 17, 2011 1:28:20 GMT -5
((Language warning, f-bomb.)) 16 February 2011
Today was quite the busy day...in good ways and bad.
I'd start with the bad, but it would only make the good seem...less, by the time I got to it.
So, today was the Dear Leader's birthday. I, personally, had a wonderful time. Kim's birthday is a national holiday, so it's one of the biggest days of the year. It's not just in celebration of his birthday though. He also gives gifts to others, mostly higher-ups, but it still makes him look like a nice guy, yes? We've had to cut back on general gift-giving this year due to the economy though.
And now on to bad news...
Western countries keep denying our requests for food aid. The UN surely isn't going to do anything about it, so we've been going to straight to countries' governments, which hasn't worked either. I am honestly beginning to get discouraged, because with bad crop harvests, colder weather, and the foot-and-mouth disease that's killing livestock, the food situation here is getting pretty bad.
And also, South Korea and that stupid American bastard are going to hold military exercises again. And this time they are rehearsing invasions of my country, I swear. They are doing drills over capturing/bombing my nuclear facilities, and how they would push north towards Pyongyang if we ever went back to war. How is that not rehearsing an invasion? Fucking lying traitor of a brother. The day he drives this peninsula back to war, I will not show him a single bit of mercy in the least. Seoul will burn, and America will be next.
...Uggh, and that is exactly why I started with the good... I think I'll go to bed now...
Bless our Dear Leader,[/size] 임 상 규((And I leave you with this: Yeah...um...yeah. xD))
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Post by North Korea on Feb 18, 2011 0:17:11 GMT -5
17 February 2011
We are beginning to worry a bit about uprisings happening in our country...
Despite everything we are doing to contain it, news is still getting around about the revolts that are happening in the Middle East. I'm not stupid...I know there are people who've gotten their hands on illegal radios, and others who hear about things like this from the Chinese at the northern border.
Of course, no revolts can happen if none can be organized, so we've started breaking up even the smallest of public gatherings on sight. Better safe than sorry...even the smallest of groups can be organized into something bigger in secret.
But we won't let that happen.
Power and prosperity, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Feb 19, 2011 1:59:07 GMT -5
18 February 2011
I was quite tired today... I am not sure why.
Actually, that would be a lie. I know it's because I rarely get enough sleep, but normally I am well enough adapted to it that I do not feel tired...and tea helps too.
But I found it very hard to focus today. Normally when on duty at the DMZ, I can hold my gaze steady on one person or object for a long time, but I found myself letting my eyes wander and not really pay attention...
Maybe it's time to try a different kind of tea or something... I must have built up an immunity to this stuff already.
Let there be light across the land, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Feb 19, 2011 20:26:26 GMT -5
19 February 2011
I got a different kind of tea today... It's some kind of Chinese tea that I got from some street vendor.
Oh yeah, street vendors...we're supposed to be monitoring those real closely... I was pretty tired so I kind of forgot.
And look, now I'm so tired I'm getting off topic. Tea is where we were, yes. It's called Song Luo. It's quite good, but I shouldn't be spending money on foreign products, I know... It costs more. At least, Chinese products tend to be cheaper than others. Come to think of it, I wonder how that vendor got his hands on it...he might be a smuggler...
I'll look into it tomorrow.
Let there be light across the land, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Feb 21, 2011 1:15:04 GMT -5
20 February 2011
They are already on to me...
We have been digging tunnels to get ready for another nuclear test and they've already spotted them via satellite. It's kind of an unfair advantage...things weren't like this 60 years ago.
Although, this makes me wonder... We failed a satellite launch once, but I wonder if our technology has improved enough to try again? Maybe I can make a spy satellite and spy on them...
That will be an interesting possibility to explore.
Once again not pleased, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Feb 22, 2011 1:51:16 GMT -5
21 February 2011
It's kind of been decided...
We will most likely go ahead with the third nuclear test, even though the damn Southerners have already spotted the tunnels for it. Maybe one of these days we ought to test something above ground, just to really scare them. Perhaps launch a missile over the Yellow Sea? Except, I have a feeling that might get China made at me, so maybe that's not the best idea...
You know, I kind of wish I could see South's face when I do this kind of thing. I'm sure it'd be hilarious! But watching his news reports is almost as good, I suppose. I would watch America's, but he nearly ignores this kind of thing altogether. Whatever reports they air over there are so short they're barely there at all. No wonder his students' test scores are so low...they probably can't even find Korea on a map, let alone tell you why there are two of them.
Not that I think he should do anything about it. He and his people can stay stupid for all I care.
A bit amused for once, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Feb 23, 2011 0:43:48 GMT -5
22 February 2011
Generally I've just been very frustrated lately...
Yesterday was a good day for me yes... I was in a surprisingly good mood for most of yesterday, but today I was back to being easily irritated at everything. Some people's sheer incompetence...it's a wonder, really.
Of course, it's not just stupid people that aggravate me. Even a lot of the higher-ups in the government are beginning to annoy me. Some of them...they're so spoiled. They whine about stupid little things, and yet they haven't been down to the barracks to see what kind of stuff our troops have to deal with. I don't see the military whining...usually...which is quite fascinating really, since most of the higher-ranked officers in the government served in the military once...
Maybe I should send them to a work camp to toughen up, hm? At least someone else could listen to them whine for a while...
Frustrated once more, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Feb 24, 2011 0:53:20 GMT -5
23 February 2011
Japan has a lot of nerve. And I mean a lot.
He continues to claim Dokdo Island as his, and South and I can't even decide which of us it belongs to (which is me, obviously). Yesterday, he once again claimed it as his and held some "Takeshima Day," because he is somehow under the impression that Dokdo is called Takeshima.
He plans to have a bunch of his people settle there, and then subtly incorporate the military among them. From there he's going to try and launch an attack on my country, which I will not tolerate. That island is sacred to Korea. I will not have him claiming it as his own and then using it to launch attacks against me, especially considering what he's done to me in the past.
Although, perhaps if he would like to try something as stupid as invading me, I would happily make him the one and only country to have been nuked by two different countries. He might rethink who that island belongs to after that.
Irritated, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Feb 24, 2011 22:50:28 GMT -5
24 February 2011
...Just...
I'm going to strangle him. I'm going to strangle that Southern bastard I have an unfortunate blood relation to.
This continued leaflet campaign thing of his... Absolutely unacceptable. Trying to spread his idiotic Southern ideals to my people. They don't need their minds poisoned by him. And he's so insistent on it. It seems like every week the Southerners launch those balloons and have them drop leaflets across the countryside. Usually their capitalist rhetoric is just the same thing, over and over, but now they've begun adding things about the chaos in the Middle East. We don't need that sort of chaos here. This is just a part of his plan to try and bring me down again...
I really ought to just have a unit of snipers go around and shoot those stupid balloons down before the moment they hit North airspace. I will not have my brother poisoning the minds of my people with his lies.
Something must be done,임 상 규((Personally, I am in support of this idea. af.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idAFTRE71O0T020110225I think the best way for the Koreas to reunify will be through either sitting down and talking things through (which hasn't really worked in the past), or the North Koreans (and hopefully the military as well) turning on Kim Jong Il.))
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Post by North Korea on Feb 25, 2011 23:40:45 GMT -5
25 February 2011
Kim is beginning to get really paranoid.
I mean, he already was, but now he's taking extra measures to ensure his grip on power. The Middle East uprisings and the leaflets South insists on dropping across my countryside really seemed to put a seed in his mind that he might not be as well loved as he thinks he is. (And let me tell you, he's not. Even I have a problem with him from time to time.)
So now he's gone and instructed his most loyal government officials to go and do full background checks on everyone, particularly military officers. The last thing he needs is the military turning on him. There's likely to be a few "accidents" within the next few weeks according to what we've found so far...
It's all to maintain order, or course.
We will be a prosperous nation, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Feb 27, 2011 1:18:31 GMT -5
26 February 2011
I'm getting really sick of this balloon leaflets thing.
So finally, we all just decided it was time to flat out tell South Korea to stop or we'd shoot at them. I'm not kidding around here. I won't have my brother dropping offensive stuff into my country.
Basically, we said that either they'll stop and we'll leave them alone, or not stop and we'll shoot at the tourist pavilion they typically launch the balloons from. In self defense of course. The leaflets are considered a form of psychological warfare. It should be perfectly acceptable for us to defend ourselves against a form of warfare. If that means destroying the source, so be it.
Hopefully, he gets the message.
Watch yourself, Brother, 임 상 규
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Post by North Korea on Feb 28, 2011 0:15:19 GMT -5
27 February 2011
He's got a lot of nerve if he thinks he's going to start military drills the day after I get onto him about leaflet balloons.
I mean, he's had these drills with America planned for a while, yes. But he should know in the first place that the drills just make me hate him that much more. And not want to play at all into his "Grand Bargain" thing. I'm not stupid. The moment I give in to his little bargain thing, he and the American are going to rush in using invasion tactics they've rehearsed in these very military drills and take over.
Maybe I should start publicly announcing my military drills and see how he likes it. Of course, if I do it, it's automatically a crime, according to the rest of the world. Funny how that works, hm?
Will watch this closely,임 상 규((The Grand Bargain, basically, is that South Korea and the other nations in the Six Party Talks will resume full humanitarian and economic aid to North Korea, but only once North Korea has completely ended its nuclear program. And kind of what NK was getting at here: www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rsl/lowres/rsln139l.jpgExcept he was talking about military drills, but whatever.))
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Post by North Korea on Mar 1, 2011 0:42:27 GMT -5
28 February 2011
South Korea and America started their stupid military drills today. I did not expect to be able to do anything to stop them, but that doesn't mean I don't care. I know what they're doing. They're rehearsing invasion strategies. I'm not stupid. I can see through their 'routine drill' smokescreen they always throw up.
Also, South Korea said today, 'Oh, we'll have open-minded talks with you at any time!' Yeah right. They always say that, and then do they? No. They say that and then they throw demand after demand at me, and refuse to move forward in talks until they're met. That is open-minded? I think not.
Furthermore, he says this during the middle of military drills, and he knows I will not talk to him as long as he insists on playing around with the American and his guns. He chooses this timing, of course, because I knows I will not accept, thus making me look like the bad-guy, yet again.
But when I offer talks and he rejects them, it's perfectly fine!
Lovely.
Ignoring for now, 임 상 규
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