Backstory: One day, Germany and Russia brought up the fact that they were interested in doing a GermanyxRussia crack thread. We were shocked, we were abhorred, we were stupified. Seeing as such, we all did the only thing we knew how to do.
We ran with it.
Note: South Korea, for future posts, can you change your font color from white to something else because it was a bit of a pain to try to duplicate all your lines.
Oh... and it was too hard to fix misspellings... so apologies for that!