Post by Finland on May 16, 2011 20:53:59 GMT -5
Chapter One - FAP vs. Jap
[[Japan has a stack of photos of Hungary in a cheerleading uniform with plans to distribute them over the internet/to sell them to fangirls and boys at exorbitant prices. The ever valiant FAP cannot allow this to happen, and so they spring into action to defend Hungary's honor!]]
[[At this point, Japan transforms into a gundam and Austria transforms into MANSTRIA.]]
[[Even after FAP throws all the obscure Western objects and candies they can find at the Japgundam, nothing seems to be working. Unless...]]
[[P.S. How can Billy Mays breathe in space? He wears an oxy tank.]]
[[Fin summons Simo HAYHAAAAGH to assist Billy.]]
[[Turns out the OxyClean was explosive. The day is saved, right? WRONG! Turns out, Japan was in his house the entire time with the photos on his computer and that the Japgundam was just a decoy. A new strategy is needed...]]
[[Japan's number one weakness - POLITENESS! Hungary's honor is saved!]]
[[Japan has a stack of photos of Hungary in a cheerleading uniform with plans to distribute them over the internet/to sell them to fangirls and boys at exorbitant prices. The ever valiant FAP cannot allow this to happen, and so they spring into action to defend Hungary's honor!]]
[[At this point, Japan transforms into a gundam and Austria transforms into MANSTRIA.]]
[[Even after FAP throws all the obscure Western objects and candies they can find at the Japgundam, nothing seems to be working. Unless...]]
[[P.S. How can Billy Mays breathe in space? He wears an oxy tank.]]
[[Fin summons Simo HAYHAAAAGH to assist Billy.]]
[[Turns out the OxyClean was explosive. The day is saved, right? WRONG! Turns out, Japan was in his house the entire time with the photos on his computer and that the Japgundam was just a decoy. A new strategy is needed...]]
[[Japan's number one weakness - POLITENESS! Hungary's honor is saved!]]
